Triffid - Y/N?

Oh snap.

Terrible joke, I wish I was sorry.

Lil sugar snap pea has decided it’s time for things like hating your parents and showing up in jeans and a tux t-shirt to prom.

Look how fucking adolescent:

In other news, just like healing tattoos or my snake when he’s not moist enough,

, I compulsively peeled off remnants of my avocado pit’s dark outer husk. Why am I saying this? One, because I’m proud. For some reason. Proud it’s not dead? Not sure (also not sure if it’s not dead). But largely because the inner-patterning, I’ve found, is trippy as fuck. Enjoy.

God bless. Fuck, I’m dehydrated.